OK, I have not actually read it, and at $129 for the paperback, I probably won’t. Still, George Takei suggested I read the comments on its Amazon page, and I am so glad that I did. I’ve been chuckling for 45 minutes! The book is titled “How to Avoid Huge Ships,” and it’s by a gentleman named Captain John Trimmer who, by his title, might know a thing or two about seafaring. Have some fun with the clever reviewers: How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John Trimmer
"I'm worth a million in prizes"
